Funny poem by Kamal El-Mekki
I see your coming in your girth,
Eat and drink is what your worth.
Your only talk is what to eat,
This type of chicken that type of meat.
This type of food that type of desert,
You eat until your stomach hurts.
Follow the Sunnah I’m sure you’ve heard,
Fill with food to about the third.
But you eat the whole bird, the whole chicken,
Your only Sunnah is finger licking.
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